Tuesday, July 8, 2008
The return of the Buckstache!
So, a tUOS (that stands for THE University of Ohio State) defensive back, Eugene Clifford, is charged with assault by punching two bar employees.
Let's take a look at him:
Oh, look! He has a Buckstache!
In case you didn't know what this is, the Buckstache Postulate, formed by former blogger Yost (who shut down his amazing blog a few weeks ago), says that if a tUOS player, fan, student, or alum grows a mustache, his or her chances of committing a crime rise dramatically. Yost illustrated the case in point with many examples.
Apparently this wasn't the first time Clifford got in trouble. Every Day Should Be Saturday (EDSBS) reported that he was suspended from last season's title game for violating team rules.
Sucks to be Eu, Gene. (Oregon fans, I'm sorry for this incredibly horrible joke. Don't worry, I'd like to see you kick both USC AND ASU's asses this year).